I LIKE CATS AND FOOD

Hey I'm Niamh, Australian.
Things you'll find on my blog: cats, shit I think is funny and sometimes supernatural (but I'm not a fandom blogger).
Enjoy friends!

lady-fett:

please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.

(via fuck-you-im-australian)

 - Imagine All Star People

neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ

(via vincecarters)

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

(via ramennooodles)

anus:

my cat keeps shitting everywhere like can yOU NOT

urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

(Source: schnephanie, via ramennooodles)

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via ramennooodles)

dutchster:

a guide on how to make me love you
1. buy me food
2. tell me i’m funny
3. tell me i’m hot
4. it’s okay to lie
5. i’m still hungry

(via ramennooodles)

scorpieaux:

seifukucat:

battle of the century

I hate everyone

(Source: strawberryfantas, via ramennooodles)

daisydrxps:

if drake touches my chest, i wouldn’t say anything because i know he’s not touching my boob, he’s reaching out for my heart

(via vincecarters)

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

(Source: gameofbooze, via thesassoverlord)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via svvords)

fuck-you-im-australian:

I work at target and yesterday, when a customer came up to buy something instead of saying “hi, how are you?” I said “hi, happy birthday”  

I almost cried…

phananigans:

therealerice:

hazelcoulson:

lordofthefangirls:

crazypeoplejail:

thisgirlgames:

notxam:

in case you needed a reminder that humans are incredible and terrifying

I was only a minute and a half into this video before the urge to reblog completely won over.

wait how is he doing that thing that he’s doing? what is this

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUC- WHAT WHATT

HOLY FUC—NG SHI-

What. In. The. World.

ITS BACK!

(via fuck-you-im-australian)